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Wednesday, September 29, 2010
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10:27 PM - Lame Jokes
I have nothing much to share. =( So just some lame lame jokes to perk all of you up!
1) What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer.
2) What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat? Polly Unsaturated
3)What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. (no eye dear) What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no idea.
4) What's the difference between a guy falling from the 1st floor and one falling from the 17th floor , the guy falling from the first goes, ' splat , Aaaaaaaargh " and the one from the 17th goes, " Aaaaaaargh , splat ".
5) Santa says to Mrs. Claws "Any idea what the weather will be like for Christmas?". Mrs Claws: "Look's like rain, dear"
6) Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies.
7) 有一个火箭可以在天上射得很远,可是它为什么射不到星星呢? (因为星星会闪!!!) Adapted from the Sunday 华文谁怕谁 show. The questions very difficult I tell you. I almost every question got stuck, all asking about chinese literature when nobody knows.
Aiya, anyways left 26 more days to O level written paper! Woahh! Less than a month! :(
Those who work hard during this period of time will certainly do well, trust me. Practice 10 year series for all subjects and mugg harder!~
Also, can I make a small request? Can we stop blogging after this week? Cos I feel that O levels are arriving, then if on computer will be distracted easily cos will like go on FB and MSN mah, so will affect our studying process. Hope majority understand. Also also, can change my picture on the blog? The one that I took in sec 2 period in Spotlight I think. Cos I very ugly in this photo, I don't want! :( :( :(
Okay, gtg... BYEbyebyebye~
1) What do you call a sleeping cow? A bulldozer.
2) What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat? Polly Unsaturated
3)What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. (no eye dear) What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no idea.
4) What's the difference between a guy falling from the 1st floor and one falling from the 17th floor , the guy falling from the first goes, ' splat , Aaaaaaaargh " and the one from the 17th goes, " Aaaaaaargh , splat ".
5) Santa says to Mrs. Claws "Any idea what the weather will be like for Christmas?". Mrs Claws: "Look's like rain, dear"
6) Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies.
7) 有一个火箭可以在天上射得很远,可是它为什么射不到星星呢? (因为星星会闪!!!) Adapted from the Sunday 华文谁怕谁 show. The questions very difficult I tell you. I almost every question got stuck, all asking about chinese literature when nobody knows.
Aiya, anyways left 26 more days to O level written paper! Woahh! Less than a month! :(
Those who work hard during this period of time will certainly do well, trust me. Practice 10 year series for all subjects and mugg harder!~
Also, can I make a small request? Can we stop blogging after this week? Cos I feel that O levels are arriving, then if on computer will be distracted easily cos will like go on FB and MSN mah, so will affect our studying process. Hope majority understand. Also also, can change my picture on the blog? The one that I took in sec 2 period in Spotlight I think. Cos I very ugly in this photo, I don't want! :( :( :(
Okay, gtg... BYEbyebyebye~
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