Why didn't Kewei blog?!?! (FINE $1 HAHAHA)

ANYWAY... I GOT STUNG BY A SILVERFISH!!!

NO, NOT SARDINES!!!



BUT...
THIS!


It's called Lepisma saccharina but often called 'silverfish' due to it's colour and fish-like appearance. And apparently, it doesn't sting according to web sources. BUT I CAN SWEAR IT STUNG ME IN THE NECK!

So, during this Morning's Assembly, I was singing the National Anthem and I felt this pain on my neck and I seriously endured because I didn't want to move my hand while singing the Anthem. But in the end, I did. I tried to smack my neck but something just continued crawling over. So... yes, I totally waited till the pledge was over before I got May Xian to help me get that unknown thing off my neck. (I thought it was a fire ant - can totally imagine my neck swelling.)

It nearly dropped into my blouse though. So, after May Xian had a hard time catching it, it got onto the floor. Caroline said that it's a silverfish but I've never seen it and it looked funny? (By the way, it's a household pest but it's queer cause I've never seen this anywhere? Have you?)

SERIOUSLY, IT'S A 'PAIN IN THE NECK'!!! I SO GONNA WANNA USE THE F WORD TO DESCRIBE THE MAGNITUDE OF THE PAIN OKAY! (But I shall restrain myself haha) Imagine having to stand in sediya position and let it crawl all over your neck.

Anyway, I sort of took my revenge cause I squashed it with my shoe :B Hehehehe. I really wonder what is it doing in the Parade Square, and of all places, ON MY NECK?!?! Too nice already is it? HAHA.

After that I was speculating if it was poisonous, will my neck swell, will I die?! And my wild thoughts just went on and on. Alright, but obviously it isn't toxic or whatsoever. *phew*

While researching on the silverfish, I found other funny looking fishes too!!!

AXOLOTLS



Looks like some plastic toy.



And they actually swallow goldfishes/other small fishes!!!



Looking pregnant with the fish in it's tummy.

BLOB SCULPIN



This guy sure looks sad :(( HAHAHA!!! (so hilarious!)



This looks nasty, like it's gonna kill for some tasty morsels.

THE GREAT SWALLOWER



This guy here apparently died while swallowing a 3-foot snake fish (about x4 of it's size) :O

PYGMY HEDGEHOG (ALBINO!)

Okay... this is not a fish but I just want to show it to you!!! It's so cuteeeeee!!!





Snuggle snuggle :) Awwww CUTE! (focusing on the tail - so puny!)

All photos from Google Images.
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Alright, enough of all the fishes and stuffs. My classmate Reiko was down with Dengue Fever a few days ago. It's really kind of unlucky especially with the O Level period coming up. Hope she gets well soon.

And!!! Miss Lee Wei Jun is leaving the school, before our Farewell Assembly (!!!) I will really miss her sobs :'( Somehow there's this phenomenon that the good teachers are beginning to leave (like Miss Chin... and then Miss Lee) Actually only 2 teachers but that's already considered a lot?

Plus... There are 3 Vice Principals in our school, which means that Mr Tan may be leaving? Because he's been Principal for 5 years already and apparently Principals only serve a term of 5 years or something? (Okay I know 'serve a term' sounds like some jail sentence). Then probably one of the VPs will become the P. This is beginning to seem like some sort of revolution.

Just now when I was on the bus home, I saw a missed call from Shiauwie on my phone screen. So I called back and she was sounding so frantic. A guy from Pathlight School sat beside her on the bus, and started scrutinizing at her nametag. Initially she thought the guy wanted to molest her or something.

And he asked her: "Why are you crying?"
She replied: "Erm... I'm not crying..."
Next the guy went: "Why are you crying?" "Why are you crying?" "Why are you crying?" "Why are you crying?" (just kept repeating)
But a short while later he went "Mother has 5 apples and (blablabla)"
Then all of a sudden, he blew air on Shiauwie's face!!! Her fringe got blown all over her forehead.

OMG. And she was so shocked and flabbergasted and said: "I'm sorry but I have to get down the bus already". Luckily the guy allowed her to alight. So she got off at some random bus stop along the bus route and called me.

Don't you think it's scary? I wonder what I'll do if the guy blew air on my face. (Thankgod there's no saliva lol) She was so traumatized and I know I'm very bad cause I actually laughed at her misfortune. HAHAHA LOL. OMG.

Alright, it's 31 more days to O Level Exams. I will face it, and I have to buck up on Chemistry and Physics!!! I calculated my L1R5 using some of my Prelim results (together with the -4 points and taking my A1 for Chinese in R5), it's a 12! Okay... maybe I can land in some JC/POLY with this results but then again, it's not the real O Level results and I really want my six pointers...

LET'S JIAYOU TOGETHER EVERYBODY!!! Oh yes, tomorrow we're going to celebrate Jun Hao and Zhen Hui's birthday at Changi Airport. YES - FISH & CO. @ CHANGI AIRPORT (?!?!!?) HAHAHA. You may ask why not AMK HUB'S? Actually I'm not sure either. But it's definitely a lot more fun than going to AMK HUB right...

Signing off with bursts of glitter and beaming rays of golden light,
Mendi Almighty Ang

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